Did I say “a lot fucked up” last time? I meant epically fucked up.  Here it is, the video that you voted for, and, man, is it a good one. You voted for this:

Pavlo provides this:

Those big clumps of wet fur up and down both sides of the collar are just what you think they are… The video is amazing, and the cumshot is, I can say with a great degree of certainty, one of Pavlo’s all time best.  Look’s like this whole voting thing is a bit of a turn on.

So, without further ado: The Fur Coat Cum Target Poll Video – 01 (Right-click, Save Target As…)

Looks like that luscious bright mink collar is about to get a lot fucked up.  The final totals worked out as follows:

Coat

• Coat 01 (54%, 25 Votes)
• Coat 02 (22%, 10 Votes)
• Coat 03 (13%, 6 Votes)
• Coat 04 (11%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 46

Target

• 01 Collar (43%, 19 Votes)
• 05 Rear Bottom (16%, 7 Votes)
• 07 Surprise Me (16%, 7 Votes)
• 06 Rear Top (14%, 6 Votes)
• 02 Cuffs (9%, 4 Votes)
• 03 Sleeve (2%, 1 Votes)
• 04 Front Bottom (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 44

So we know there’s a lot of collar fans in the house, since that won with a pretty wide margin.  Though I voted for cuffs myself, just for variety, collar would have been my second choice. Bright color also won out handily.

If anyone is wondering where the fox was, that’s for poll #2.

Don’t have an ETA on the “winning” video, but I hope soon, of course.  Can’t rush art, even if you can, apparently, vote on how it’s made, heh.

Note: I’m posting some updates in the comments.

So, after 5 days, 28 people plus me voted in the poll.  Not bad for an ultra niche fetish.  I’ll call that a win, so here it is, as promised, the Pick Pavlo’s Target Poll.  This will, I hope, be the first of many. I plan more than one, since I’m not going to put up all the furs available at once, in an effort to introduce a little variety to the proceedings.

In order to truly make this a Cum on Fur Video for the People, you’ll not only have a choice of cum rag, but of where it gets splattered! Yes, thousands of years of democracy have culminated at this point…

Here are your choices:

Coat 01:

Coat 02:

Coat 03:

Coat 04:

There are 2 polls, the first picks the coat, the second the (un)lucky swath of pelt that feels the hot, steaming shower of spunk.  The choice there applies to any coat that wins.  Feel free to suggest different target selections in the comments on this post.  I kept it relatively broad, and am open to alternatives, though collar/cuffs will always be an option, guaranteed.

Polls are on the right column. So… click away… Roughly 28 of you wanted it, so it’s gonna look bad if there’s not at least 28 votes for the victim.

I will keep the poll open for 1 week, so vote and then check back here next Friday to see if your favorite won.

Look to your right, there’s a poll there!  Look what the poll is asking you! Respond to the poll!

To explain a bit further… Say you had the opportunity to pick Pavlo’s next victim? Well maybe you will have that opportunity, but you have to vote for it, it only seems fair.  I have to test out whether people will even bother to particpate in this bold new experiment in fur coat spunking democracy.

A bit further… I’m asking you click ‘yes’ or ‘no’ and then ‘vote’ on whether you want the opportunity to have Pavlo shoot one his patented epic cumshots all over the fur coat that you, dear readers, pick.  He will film this, and you will see the results of that posted to this blog.  Ahem… new fur coat cumshot videos, right here… if you vote.

If you’re new and wondering who I’m talking about, click the “Video” link at the top and start watching, you’ll get the hang of why this is a pretty good deal quick.

There’s no personal information, it’s totally anonymous, you have absolutely nothing to lose by voting in this poll.  Nothing at all.  So whether you stumbled across this blog today or have been torturing yourself reading it for almost 2 years now, please vote in the poll.

Gee, nobody liked that last story? Shocked… shocked I am at that development.  Well, as it seems we’re running a humor deficit, I’ll throw up some pictures as an apology, as is turning into a pretty common occurrence around here. It’ll have to be the ole mouton fur jacket taking it, yet again, in Gallery 27:

Here’s the rest: FurCreamer Cum on Fur Gallery 27

An experiment in short… short… purposefully bad… fiction. A departure for me, to say the least… Well, the short part, at least… I wanted to write an “FFG” story, this is my attempt. Please note that I have left out the primary feature of FFG story, lack of paragraphs, because even I’m not that cruel.

I was a the mall today and totally fucked this smokin’ hot chick in a fox fur coat. She was in the food court and lookin’ fine, wearing this huge blue fox jacket.  Swear to god, it had like a massive collar and two big cuffs that went all the up to her elbows.  She was looking cool and detchated while she shopped at one of the big stores, but caught me looking at her when I passed by.

She smirked at me, like she knew exactly what I was doing and started following me out the store into the mall. I was heading into the bookstore when she grabbed my arm and turned me around.  Up close the blue fox was even bigger.  She was getting looks from everywhere due to the size of the coat, as this thing was fucking huge, but somehow zeroed in on me even though I hadn’t really stared all that long.

I guess she was in college, senior or something, with long teased blond hair.  She looked me up and down, kind of obviously, but then shrugged.  “You’re into my coat, aren’t you?”

“Um…”  This wasn’t the question I was expecting.  More like, “Why were you staring at me?”  I shrugged, fishing for what she was expecting, while simultaneously trying to keep my own eyes from roaming all over the giant collar that ran all the way to the bottom of the jacket.

“Yeah, you’re you’re into it, I read about dudes like you on the Internet,” she said.

“It is a rather… striking… jacket,” I managed, which is what most anyone could have said about it.

“C’mon,” she said, “I’m Tina, by the way,” she said, dragging me away from the bookstore.  “Despite the fact that I’m obviously a very attractive well-adjusted young woman, I don’t find your unnatural attraction to my fur coat the least bit disgusting or off-putting. In fact, contrary to all reason, I find it rather arousing.”

I sort of wished she’d saved that cutting bit of exposition until we were in a more quiet place, but milling through the center of the food court had to do. We ended up in the maintenance halls off the food court, around the mall offices and restrooms.  She started unzipping my fly when we were just out of eyesight, pulling out my large, but not unrealistically so, penis.

“So, let’s have sex,” Tina said, pulling down the short leather skirt she had on under the jacket, then her panties.  Luckly the tail of the jacket only came down to the small of her back, so this left her completely exposed.  My penis was very hard at the sight of her naked ass framed with that big blue fox fur jacket.

Tina spread her legs for me, and I put my penis inside her body because I totally wanted to have sex with a girl wearing this magnificent fur coat and not just the fur coat.  I rode Tina for almost ten minutes and she moaned in the hallway.  We were really lucky no one came to investigate the noises.  Finally we climaxed together and I removed my penis from her vagina.

“Wow, that was awesome,” Tina moaned as she pulled her panties and skirt. “You’re my new forever boyfriend!”

“That’s great! I love you, and not just your really hot blue fox coat!”

Peeking in to provide a new pic set.  The venerable old mouton takes yet another load.  I should note in the past I’ve described this coat as “fake”.  It is not.

Not to spoil anyone’s fantasy, but the thing was about as soft as large grit sandpaper when I first got it, so there’s a reason all these galleries are of my cumming on it, not with it.  I assumed it was fake for that reason.  Apparently not, just really dried out.  I take it considering the amount of “mouton lovers” I’ve encountered over the years the fresh stuff is far nicer… either that or you guys are freakin’ masochists, heh.

This one guest stars the old blue fox(ish) stole, through which I sliced a hole, threaded my cock through, and then came on the mouton.  There’s some random sleeve cum pics in this set too.  Not sure how they got mixed up, but these things are like 10 years old now, so that is a mystery for the ages.

Here’s the full gallery: FurCreamer Cum on Fur Gallery 26

While it’s perhaps a convenient fiction that I spend all my time fucking and cumming on fur coats, I actually don’t.  That would lead to pretty serious chaffing, no doubt, and worse still, the possibility of becoming bored with it.  To all of a younger, healthier stripe, remember to pace yourselves….

No, my time is generally spent in more mundane pursuits, such as computer gaming.  February is a huge month for it, and even now I’m twitching because I’m typing here and not playing ME2.  Then comes an MMO, and then 2 more major single player sequels. So my usual light posting schedule may be even lighter.  I know, that sounds nearly impossible, but trust me, I’ll be able to pull it off.

What this means is… read the new story really slowly…

Or not at all, depending on your tastes.  As I’m in a bit of a sci-fi mood, this one reflects that directly.  While I’ve liberally spiced sci-fi into many previous ones, this one is all sci-fi.  Set in the very, very distant future (really, considering we don’t have jetpacks yet, most estimates of common interstellar travel by the 23rd century seem a bit optimistic), it features a new character indulging her penchant for big cumshots on her fur coats.

Hey, I didn’t say the theme was different… just the setting.

So we have some good ole fashion alien sex with fur coats, featuring loads of alien cum.  If you have trouble visualizing the aliens, well, think of the one from an old 60’s show that rhymes with “born” or “corn”.  (Just keep subbing in consonants, you’ll get there…)

Fair warning, the cum is “different.” Basically I just wanted to really play with my favorite cum term: “cocksnot.” If it’s not gross or disgusting enough, then I’ve failed miserably.

So, here we are, my first official adventure in 86th Century: Adonna’s Adventures in the 86th Century: The Bar Pick-Up

Gee, wonder where Tiffany and all her pals really come from…? Oh, and if that suggests Adonna is of the same ilk… well… yeah, she is, actually.  Don’t worry, Adonna’s endowment is kept under wraps for this one and never employed.

Ah, pictures, and a good set too.  This one subtly showcases the reason I talk about about collars and particularly “cuffs” in my stories a lot… I like cumming on them.  Here it happens via a piece of rabbit fur that was once itself the sleeve of a fur jacket.  Remove sleeve, turn in side out a few times, and you’ve got yourself a little fur fuck sleeve, fur on inside and out.  Though inside is most important, who want’s to look at liner while you’re fucking… right, nobody… so with fur on both sides it looks a lot hotter when it’s milking your cock.

I like this for a couple reasons, first the cum running out of the fuck sleeve and second the rest of the cum hitting the cuff of the trusty ole mouton fur jacket.

Here’s the full gallery: FurCreamer Cum on Fur Gallery 25

Just checking in to report there’s nothing to report.  To reiterate previous news, Furlayers.com has cum on fur porn.  I would humbly suggest you show them some love and sign up in order to see more of that.  Otherwise you’ll just see more solo chicks in fur.

I’m fully aware that most fur fetishists seem to be perfectly okay with that, and willing to pay for it. That’s the key, in order to get porn for us, we need to be seen as financially viable, i.e. willing to pay for it in large enough numbers.  In case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a buttloads of sites out there with marginally attractive people fucking in very uncreative ways.  It’s just vanilla porn and there’s lots of it because dudes still pay for it in droves.  That’s how it works.

If I get the chance to post about new “pro” cum on fur porn, it’s big news because there’s just not much of it.  I can’t even do a post a month on it, much less a post a week. If this was a “dude fucks a chick porn” blog, then I’d have more material to work with, s’all I’m sayin’.

There’s guys like (well, a guy) Pavlo doing amazing stuff for free.  Maybe you’re a little spoiled because of what he does.  Imagine a world without his clips and you don’t have a lot of decent clips left over.  I don’t want Pavlo to stop, fuck no, I’m just providing a little food for thought, that’s all.

I will endeavor to throw up a pic gallery this week, provide a little of the visual stimulation that is far more popular than mere words.