Wanted to write something “short” and “straight”, and this is what I came up with.  Admittedly, the name of the principle “on screen” character is a little cheesy, but it was the best I could do without stalling on writing the damn thing the first place.  The only other option I considered was already taken by a pet shedding tool, heh.

So here’s “The Ransom Video“, which features nary a girl dick in sight.

Suggestions for renaming the “Furcutioner” are welcome.

After all this review chatter, I almost forgot I’ve still got a few pre prepped galleries.  Here’s number 14, a return to the old fake black mouton fur jacket with a couple different loads, both popped with some agile fox fucking.

I still have this old jacket, crusted with a probably a few hundred loads.  No, I didn’t take pictures of them all, but when you just lay the thing under your desk like a big fur cum catcher, you save a lot of money on kleenex.

FurCreamer Fur Cum Gallery 14

Well, Sweetfur suggested them, I bought them, watched them, and now admit that I can’t say “all” of Chelsea’s m-f vids are purely “fur wearing” porn.

Indeed, despite the “blow” title, this 2 parter is pretty much a lynx fur “cuffjob” from start to finish. (Makes me wonder if anyone who was hoping for a blowjob was actually disappointed with the video.) She works the cock with both sleeves. At one point in part one she strokes the cock back and forth all the way to her elbow with the entirely of the fur sleeve, and you can hear the guy gasping a bit.

Eventually, in part 2 she slides the coat off to jerk him to completion with one cuff. It’s apparent she was trying to get away with a clean fur, but, thankfully, wasn’t entirely successful.

Chelsea’s got his cock wrapped not all the way around, but at the back with the head peaking over the top, trying to get him to shoot back on his stomach. This would have worked, but the load was actually pretty thick and impressive, didn’t shoot back, but just looped down, and the long hairs around the base of the cuff got nailed.

There’s a precious few seconds when the long lynx fur is dipped in a pool of thick white spunk, but then she pulls it away. I doubt she was even aware it happened, judging by what she could have seen at the time.

Thus, yes, Chelsea’s done a hardcore fur fetish video, with fur cumshot. I stand corrected, and erect, for that matter…

If you’re going to be picky, one might say the run time and price on the videos, which reflects her earlier pricing scheme, is a little high. There’s also a bit of a compression glitch in part 1 around the second minute.

If you want them, they’re at her Clips4Sale store. One of my pet peeves with Clips4Sale is that you can’t really link easily to a single video, so just select “Fur” from the category drop down and keep going back until you find them.

I won’t be reviewing her other more recent fur vid “Swallowing Cock in Fur” as I’ve donated enough to her cause for this month, heh. Anyone’s who want to do a review can send it to me and I’ll post it, or just dump it in the comments section here.

Just a quick note, it appears my favorite English housewife has gotten back to making some porn.  Granted, it’s not fur porn, yet…

Almost a year to the day of her last clips4sale post, she’s got a new one up.  It’s a piss clip, so, you know, fair warning.  Hopefully there’s some more fur porn in her future; the good stuff, with cocks stroked and furs splattered.

Fingers’ crossed on that one. I’ll certainly mention it if it happens.

I picked up Chelsea’s latest fur “fetish” vid, mostly to see what she’s been up to recently.  If you’re just joining us, Chelsea was one of the first “stars” of fur fetish video, way back with her association with what is now the NRG group.  Now she’s an “independent”, with her own site, Chelseasdreams.com, and her own clips4sale store where you can get this clip.

Chelsea generally does “fur wearing fetish” porn, which is to say she makes fairly “regular” porn while wearing fur coats.  I’m not quite so enthusiastic about this kind of fur fetish porn, but due to sheer lack of any fur fetish porn, I still check it out.

I won’t say every single vid is like this, but pretty much all I’ve seen with m-f action have been.  Any Chelsea fans out there need only point me to the vid where she jerks a guy off with a fur and lets him cum on it, and I’ll praise it highly.

Fox Tail Handjob

I decided to try this out, even with lowish expectations, mostly because of her outfit.  It enticed me because of the gothy look she sports here, with the cap and bob, long gauntlets, garters, and a leather corset top.  The lynx-dyed fox stole that caps the outfit is rather nice, so the look is good.

The conceit is some sort of “POW” fantasy with the stern military interrogator attempting to get secrets from a prisoner.  Only, there’s zero attempts to follow through on this.  The only nod to the plot is her cap, as the “interrogation” takes place in a living room on the couch. Hopefully I’ll get that option if I’m ever captured by a hostile military force.

To her credit, she opens the action by working him with the stole.  Yes, actual “fur fetish” moves.  She wraps it around his cock and lightly strokes him, then blows on it.  It’s annoyingly apparent he’s totally not into having his dick stroked with fur. I like to think that’s hard to believe, but then I remember it’s a fetish and not everyone has it.  One that guy that doesn’t- Chelsea’s costar in every fur vid she’s ever done.

Eventually the “handjob” includes some brief tit-fucking, then a blowjob.  At this point the stole is either around her arm and finally around her neck for the last few minutes of pure handjob action.  There’s no further fur stimulation, and any hopes I had he might pop back on her didn’t work out.  The cumshot was a “bubble out” around her hand, which would have been great if only she still had the stole on his cock and not her neck at the time.

Overall, if you’ve been satisfied with Chelsea’s fur fetish stuff thus far, then you’ll be satsified with this.  If you’re hoping for hardcore fur fucking action, I suggest looking elsewhere.

This another old thrift store find, a full length rabbit fur coat.  Granted, the pics don’t exaclty give you the full ’scope’ of the coat.  My dick was only really concered with that one part of it at the time, heh.  Granted, much like blue fox, gray fur isn’t the greatest for high contrast cumshots.  Still, that doesn’t mean it’s not a perfectly good target:

Here’s a link to the full Gallery: FurCreamer Cum on Fur Gallery 13

And… the title is pretty much all that’s known at the moment.

The Love of Fur is currently in a “comming soon” state.  I’ve bravely signed up for the email updates.

Hardcore, softcore, glamor, none, or all of the above? Free or paid? Will some of the girls be “properly equipped” to truly enjoy fur?  I know none of the answers to these questions.  When I find out, I’ll let you know.

Let me say, even if it’s just a paid softcore site, I’m signing up.  Mr. Mockle’s cranked out a lot of quality content for the fur fetish community over the years, completely free of charge.  I respect that a lot.  If needs a few bucks a month to keep it going, I’m game.

Miss a few days on Xtube and look what happens.  I miss another classic from Sauronold.  The guy’s a pro, and this time he swaps out his fox blanket for a very nice blue fox… which wasn’t quite as nice after he was done fucking it.  He pumps the sleeve to the beautiful, messy conclusion all over the back of the coat:

Ahemdfurs is back as well, with another blue fox popshot.  All of his vids are classic but I have a soft spot (hard spot) for his “work” with those blue fox coats.  Just like Sauronold he fucks the sleeves to a nice set of cum spurts right down the back of the coat.  He politely smooths out the back of the fur coat just before unloading spunk all over it:

Love that fur sleeve fucking action. Nothing like wrapping a soft blue fox fur coat sleeve around your dick and fucking away… as these videos quite aptly prove.

Sauronold, you have to stop making us wait so long between vids.

Sure, it’s just a hat, but damn if it isn’t spunking up some fox fur.  Another thrift store find, not exactly the softest, but it was still pretty strokable.  These are among my first pics, so I broke out one of my only bits of fox and unloaded on it.  You’ll notice some of them are kind of tiny.  That was my ancient digital camera’s “small” mode, namely 320×240.

Here’s a link to the full gallery: Cum on a Red Fox Fur Hat

Horny Housewife Helen’s XXX Clips is a Clips4Sale store of a British housewife who made some pretty good fur porn. Note the important verb tense there. “Made”, as in “past”. I’ve been waiting to post this review for a while, in hopes that she’d pop up again, but it just hasn’t happened.

Her main site, which still exists, is Helen Uncovered, which leads to the Helen At Home domain. Neither it nor the Clips4Sale store have been updated in a long time, so join up at your own risk. I was a member for a month of the site when she was active, and you can get most of the Clips4Sale stuff there as part of the standard membership.

That being said, there’s a reason I did choose to sign up and buy her clips. Helen, a tattoed English housewife, has figured out certain aspects of fur porn that seem to have completely escaped the “professionals.” I used that term in the loosest of fashions, of course. Helen, perhaps purely by accident, actually uses fur to stimulate not just herself, but her husband. Amazing, I know, that someone would have the crazy idea to jerk a guy off with fur in fur fetish porn. That simple act places Helen in a class unto herself.

Helen bills herself as a fur fetishist. I’m on the fence in general about “women fetishists”, but that’s a blog post for another day. Whether she’s acting or not, she’s a hell of a lot more convincing then a bevy of listless Dutch and Eastern European bleach blonde models have been before her. That alone is refreshing enough.

Not to overstate how much is there, though. Basically we get 2 vids where she gives furjobs to completion.

Clip 1 - FUR FETISH Mink Masturbation Cuff

This is probably one of the best pure fur fetish clips on the Internet. You know it has to be good because I’m saying that about a clip wherein the only fur is a couple strips of mink. It’s what’s done with those little mink cuffs that matters. Helen uses mink cuff’s to jerk off her husband’s cock. For 10 minutes.

Again, it’s a girl using fur to get off a guy. Should probably let that sink in, because it may be one of the only examples of it on the entire damn Internet, ever.

Get off he does. She works his cock with the mink like a pro. There’s rarely any non-fur stimulation in the entire clip. Even when she’s blowing him she’s jerking the mink up and down his shaft. She furs that stiff pole all way to a bubbling orgasm. Yep, he gets off with the fur.

The spunk-shot might, at first glance, lack some force, but that works in our depraved favor, as most of the white, juicy spunk flows down into the mink, matting the furs and leaving Helen a bit startled. It’s apparent she thought she might get away with clean set of mink cuffs afterwards, but thankfully hubby had other ideas. The reaction seals the deal, as the only thing better than cumming on a chick’s fur is doing it when she’s not expecting it. Intentional or not, it’s a damn good clip.

Clip 2 - Helen’s Fur Hand Job/Blowjob

Building on her success, she moves to some “specially designed” rabbit fur “handjob fur bands” that perform the same job. She thinks they’re fox, but I’m not going to complain about not being able to correctly ID a fur. Again, she pumps his cock, first with a band on each hand, then she pulls them together, fur inside and out, and blow/jerks him until he pops. Not quite as juicy as the mink version, but the goo does slide down around her hands and wet the top of the fur.

Buying the Clips

Sadly, that’s the only time she’s let hubby do the dirty deed on a fur that I’ve found, but for those more “cosmopolitan” fur porn aficionados out there, she has a selection of more standard blowjob & solo masturbation in fur clips also in the store. If you’re really interested in a bunch of them, joining up with the website might be a good gamble, as that’s where most of the clips also reside.

Buying individually via Clips4Sale would cost more in the long run, but remember there’s no longer any new stuff being posted to her membership site. I’m sure the billing system will happily keep taking your money if you don’t remember to cancel when your 30 days are up.

Fair warning, Helen isn’t exclusive to fur fetish clips, unfortunately, so you’ll have to wade through some other stuff as well. It’s not “bad” or anything, it’s just not fur porn.  Hopefully Helen will be back someday.  If you read the blog on her site, it’s not hard to figure out why she probably re-evaluated the whole “porn” thing.