Talk about a “come fuck me” pose:

When there’s thick, sticky wads of spunk gumming up one side… there’s another one fresh and ready to go. So very convenient. Be sure to blast the rest when those lovely sleeves are long past the ability to take any more jizz.

The only stipulation is the videos should be in the style of Pavlo’s work (see the Videos Section). I’ll elaborate on that a little more, since this is important. This means “no faces.”  Repeat after me: no faces.  The video should be cock and fur… and, obviously, the wet, sticky results of that combination on the fur.

Also note prospective video makers should be aware they’ll have to clean up after themselves.

If you’re interested in this opportunity, you can contact him using his email address: vendy@furlayers.com. Reference the video opportunity in the title. Have patience, English is not his first language.  He can describe payment terms.

I’ll be curious to see if anyone takes him up on the offer. I would, but suffice to say, I am not the kind of person that should be seen on camera, and certainly not in any kind of porno, heh.

I’m fully aware that most fur fetishists seem to be perfectly okay with that, and willing to pay for it. That’s the key, in order to get porn for us, we need to be seen as financially viable, i.e. willing to pay for it in large enough numbers.  In case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a buttloads of sites out there with marginally attractive people fucking in very uncreative ways.  It’s just vanilla porn and there’s lots of it because dudes still pay for it in droves.  That’s how it works.

If I get the chance to post about new “pro” cum on fur porn, it’s big news because there’s just not much of it.  I can’t even do a post a month on it, much less a post a week. If this was a “dude fucks a chick porn” blog, then I’d have more material to work with, s’all I’m sayin’.

There’s guys like (well, a guy) Pavlo doing amazing stuff for free.  Maybe you’re a little spoiled because of what he does.  Imagine a world without his clips and you don’t have a lot of decent clips left over.  I don’t want Pavlo to stop, fuck no, I’m just providing a little food for thought, that’s all.

I will endeavor to throw up a pic gallery this week, provide a little of the visual stimulation that is far more popular than mere words.

Odd one it was, too; posted on one of the stories with a fake URL (igetgirls.com… hah, get it?  he “get’s girls”… the kinds with vaginias and stuff, I suppose) that was targeted to YouPorn.com.  I don’t know if YouPorn is engaging in some very odd comment spamming campaign, or our friend was under the mistaken impression he had a sense of humor.

The comment on Part 3 of “The Floor Show”, which I’ll link here because I rather like the entire story and it’s as good a reason as any to remind people they may enjoy reading it.

Please note I’m hesitant to censor anti comments, long as the posters realize they’re really not going to “convert” me.  While I’m sympathetic that some hold strong opinions on the matter, I would humbly suggest to anyone wishing to post contrary sentiments to this blog that there are much better ways to spend your time.  Winning the “hearts and minds” of the undecided for instance… not trying to pry my dick off a blue fox fur coat, since that’s pretty much not going to happen.

Preach to the unconverted, not to the choir in the church upon which you have declared holy war.

For most of us, common sense generally wins the day, and we keep things nice and clean, especially with the “good stuff.”  Sadly, this deprives the world of potentially thousands (okay, maybe not thousands) more videos of popshots on big, thick, beautiful fox coats.

But what of Pavlo, who simply fucking wrecks some pretty good looking furs… over and over.  Yes, you’ve seen it: a lovely mink or fox coat getting mauled, and a massive load of spunk sprayed all over it, only to return in a new video with no real sign of the previous episode’s epic cumshower.

Special effects? Alchemy? Nope, just a pretty effective cleaning method.

Pavlo’s Fur Cleaning Technique

To a certain extent, it’s deceptively simple.  The trick is, it requires some “custom made” parts.  You need a vacuum cleaner, which isn’t the the custom made thing.  That would be a small hose attachment.  When I say small, I mean “drinking straw” small, not the generally wider-mouthed attachments that most vacuum cleaners have.  This is what you’re going need to fabricate/improvise on.

This is the key, a very small hose attached to a vacuum cleaner, and… well… it should be obvious: you’re going to spend a few minutes hosing up your spunk after you’ve hosed the fur down.

Suck up as much as possible via the vacuum attachment, then you can follow up with a shorter version of the “standard” water/brush technique.  This one shouldn’t require as much water or as much brushing, since you’ve gotten most of the cum out with the vacuum.  The less brushing needed, the better, as you always loose a little fur in the brushing process.

Question Begged

No, I haven’t attempted this myself, so I’ll give the usual “your mileage may vary” disclaimer.  Double that because I’m trying to explain it as it was explained to me, and this kind of technical discussion can be more complicated through a language barrier.  But, I’m pretty sure I have it right.  Obviously, if you’re going to try this, then maybe pick one of your less “treasured” furs as the first test subject.  You know, something other than that new full length chinchilla…

Fuck it, blast the new full length chinchilla anyway, just make sure the cameras are rolling!

More Techniques

Again, if you want to post your perfect fur coat cum cleaning method, feel free to use the comment box.

Facebook never really struck me a porno destination, though.  Yahoo, sure, much of their empire was built on the back of fetishists and their Groups, but not Facebook.

I guess I just question how many of my “old friends” would want connect with me on Facebook if I set my status to “had rough sex w/blue fox coat, ejaculated copiously all over it.”

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind the traffic.  Please, Facebookians, drop by, enjoy the place.

Oh, and on a separate note… a helpful tip to FFG mods… still getting really low level of traffic from some thread (I’d even tell you which one, but Google Analytics isn’t that specific), so there’s a “leak” there somewhere, better patch it quick lest your users be exposed to this horrible, horrible fur destroying site.

The site isn’t exactly replete with comments just yet, but I reason extra opportunities won’t hurt.

Will probably rework the Video section to put individual videos on separate pages, so they can have comments as well.

Looks good to me, too.  She’s got that classic blonde look that does mix well with huge fox coats, and would follow in the footsteps of previous Mockle blondes like Lucy and Lana.

Morrigan Hel is more my speed, and I’ve already made that request.  So too someone that may be more familiar to FFG Picpost fans: Birdie Barnes.  Birdie ProTip: If you’d like to see a bit “more” of Birdie, go to Killergram.com. And, yes, by “more” I’m talking about hardcore porno.  Though, sadly, no fur garments of any kind are involved.

Those are my top picks, at least, in terms of actual “possibility”, as they’re both somewhere on the same, albeit large, island as he is.  Obviously picking favorite American porn starlets or even Hollywood equivalents is a bit trickier, since that’s unlikely to ever happen.

Curious if anyone has their own favorites stars, porno or otherwise. Taste in women can be quite subjective.  For instance, mine’s so subjective I don’t mind if they happen to have penises or not.

So, dear readers, what hotty of stage, screen, or porno, past or present, would you like to see wrapped up in a huge fox coat, and (naturally) showered in wide, lumpy wads of steaming, potent spunk shortly there after?

So download away: Fur Videos.

As a quasi bonus, if you’ve been paying attention to FurGlamor.com, I’ve tossed a couple of updates there recently, including one about a rather “famous” white fox coat from an obscure 80′s film. Yes, there are no spurting penises there, but that’s what your imagination is for.

First off, I’m certainly sympathetic to the question, don’t get me wrong. We weren’t exactly blessed with a “5 dollar off the rack t-shirt” fetish.  If we were, none of us would really bother wondering how to clean up.  No, we’ve been granted a non-refundable “gift” of fetishizing one of the oldest status symbols known to man.  The root term “fetish” is an explanation in itself about why it’s more common to have a fur fetish than that 5 dollar t-shirt one, actually:

any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion

5 dollar t-shirts aren’t worth being the object of a fetish, furs are.  I’ll skip the pseudo-psychological babble about how wanting to hose down fur coats is a power thing, that much should be pretty obvious, actually.

Post Spunk Fur Cleaning Methods

1. Don’t.  The fake black mouton in the last set of pics is hanging in my closet now with what I’m sure is, literally, a few hundred loads crusted on it. It was dirt cheap, fake, and even though I could probably throw it into the washing machine, I don’t.  Why bother? This photo is from years and years ago… imagine it about 10x more stained and you’re half way there:

2. Here’s the “real” method, for furs you may not have the luxury letting devolve into a crust of old spunk.  Like most methods, it requires action shortly after having achieved orgasm, a time when most individuals with a penis are suddenly rather less motivated to be doing much of anything.  Still, you should try to get together some wet towels or cloths, even paper towels, and carefully use them to wipe up the excess.

Wet is important because fur can recover easier from water than gooey wads of smelly cocksnot.  Still, try not to get much of the leather wet with either spunk or water.  Then wipe, it’s not all that hard.  Wipe until the fur is mostly wet with water instead of spunk.  Then brush out lightly while it is still wet, preferably with a dense brush. Again, don’t go pounding with the brush, you’re mostly trying to get the hairs to separate and not dry together as much. This is because you may think you’ve gotten most of the spunk out with the water, but you probably haven’t.

Let dry, then brush again.  You’ll no doubt find the patch you splattered is a little stiff, but the dry brushing should get it back into “near good” shape.  You’re done.

Notes: tried only with long haired furs.  I’ve heard that trying to clean any really short fur is nearly impossible.  I can figure the clumping and proximity of the leather would complicate things quite a bit.

Pavlo/ahmedfurs’ Method

Pavlo has an amazingly complex method that involves custom made machinery, and I’m going to get him to explain it to me again then I’ll post it later.  You know it must be pretty damn good, since if you’ve been watching his videos and noticing the same furs over and over again returning in good shape after their last “starring roles” you have to figure he know’s what he’s doing.

Your Method

This is a blog, it has comments, so you can use them to suggest your own ways to clean, and I will approve them, because I’d love to hear them.