Furry Handjob – The Review

I know I built up a lot about liking narrative in my last review, but hey, I’ll compromise the hell out of those standards if there’s a thick juicy wad of spunk launched on fur in the end.  There’s no real narrative or set up here, simply a POV handjob/furjob with a set of fur gloves.  They are gloves, too, fingers and all, not just a mitt.

MILF Miss Angelique appears in her very lovely full length blue fox coat with white fox collar and sleeves, does a little “rubbing” to get the viewer all excited before whipping out a very big set of thick fur gloves and “going to work” on the stunt cock of the day.  The glove wearing sequence is particularly well executed, as it builds excitement nicely for what follows.

There’s very little dialog, just an unobtrusive backing track to go with most of the furjob. Make no mistake, it’s a furjob start to wonderful finish.  She works the cock with the fur gloves and only the fur gloves… no cheating save for a few odd licks with her mouth.  Perfect execution.  You can hear the odd moan escape the lucky guy’s mouth as she does the furjob.  If he’s acting, then kudos to an Oscar-worthy performance.

Good length, too, this is about a 13 minute clip, so you’re not wanting for fur stroking action. She’s in the full length blue fox coat the entire time with the shot mostly focused entirely on the furjob, so bonus points for both wardrobe and cinematography.

If you’re just looking for the “good part”, well that “pops” at around the 12:10 mark.  There’s no cut, either- the run up to the orgasm is shown completely, and he totally gets off with the fur gloves only.  The spunk doesn’t shoot out, it’s more an ooze fest, but that’s a positive here, since nothing is wasted, it all runs down his dick into the fur gloves, which Miss Angelique holds open to show the gooey stains as she finishes stroking and the credits roll.

Overall, excellent clip and highly recommended.

Rating: 8 spurts out of 10.

You can pick this up on Miss Angelique’s Video page.  Scroll down a bit, it’s there.  Like I said, I was a little late the party on this one. Again, you want “cum on fur porn” this is it.  Little pricier than The A-Z Girl’s latest, but it’s longer so you get more action.

Sadly there doesn’t appear to be anything else of interest to the rabid fur coat spunking set in her videos.  That’s a shame, since “Furry Handjob” is a spectacular effort.  I’m guessing those gloves probably ended up in the trash can after the clip was in the can, which only makes it all the hotter.  Hopefully a sales surge with make her think about little that guy unload on her blue fox coat next time…

If you’ve been looking at TheLoveofFur and thinking the updates have been of a certain solo flavor, well, fret not, as “Nosfuratu” has arrived, and it features not only 2 lovely ladies working together, but a set and an actual narrative that’s respected from start to finish. If your experience with “lesbians in fur” scenes to this point has been 2 mildly distracted women randomly putting on fur coats and touching each other for no apparent reason, then you’re in for a treat with this.

Our Nosfuratu is played ably by Rebekka Raynor, who accosts her victim, Mouse, upon her bed of furs.  Miss Raynor is clad in a black corseted catsuit and big black fox coat, an outfit that wraps this gothic beauty like a perfectly tailored glove. Mouse’s initial reaction, subsequent fear, and slowly dawning realization she isn’t about to be rendered into lunch meat by her “attacker” are all played convincingly.

The Nosfuratu isn’t out for blood, just a little fur domination.  Miss Raynor is already rather practiced at the domination part, and she weaves the fur into her repartee very naturally.  Soon Mouse is under her spell, and squealing like a little… well… mouse.  In the coup de grâce, the Nosfuratu reveals her single, large “fang”, strapped securely between the shiny thighs of her catsuit.

If you’re not keeping up, that means she fucks Mouse with a strap-on.  Equally well played, there’s no time wasted with irrelevant, narrative defying displays of Miss Raynor putting it on, she merely opens her big fox coat to reveal it. If you’ve been reading my stories, then you’re right to figure I like that little touch a lot.  The Nosfuratu fucks Mouse in a few different positions before simulating a little orgasm of her own and we fade to logo.

Overall: excellent execution.  There was a story, the girls stuck to it, they were fucking for a reason, and they were delivering believable emotion. At no point did Miss Raynor randomly put on new furs for no reason, nor was Mouse anything but naked and submissive as she was teased and aroused by the Nosfuratu’s fur play.

If I’m going to quibble, I’ll say it would have been ultimate perfection if that had been a squirting strap-on.

Rating: 9 out of 10 chinchilla mitt strokes. (Stroke scale isn’t the Spurt scale, that’s only for cumshot included reviews.)

So, check it out.  Let’s just say a little birdie tells me there’s more multi-girl, narrative based scenes on the way.  There may even be Y chromosomes some day.

All I have to say is… friggin FINALLY! On a couple levels, first, because Clips4Sale has been a wasteland recently, and second because I’ve been looking for a good update at the A-Z Girl’s Fur Fetish store to do a review on. Boy, did they deliver on the latter. Nod to sweetfur for another good tip.

Clip Review

This is a pretty straightforward affair, and that is not a bad thing at all. In a way, this clip demonstrates what should be pretty obvious… this isn’t rocket science. All you need is good aim and boring “fur wearing porn” becomes great fur fetish porn.

This clip, unlike most A-Z Girls clips, is just Chastity. To be honest, I’m not sure if Chastity is the A or Z end of the spectrum, but she’s the one that only Ralph Lauren would fire. Wardrobe for the clip is a fox trimmed rabbit jacket in the all important color of black. She opens with a little dialog then reveals today’s “stunt cock” from under a pile of furs, already stiff. Overall, very nicely done.

She sucks a bit then fucks a bit, riding the mostly anonymous pole while the actor remains under a couple of other fur coats. Finally around the 5 minute mark our lucky guy reveals himself and sets up for the big finale. While jerking himself, Chastity helpfully explains how nice its going to be have some cum sprayed on her coat.

That’s exactly what she gets, and make no mistake, this isn’t an error. She’s laid the fur out before his cock as he cums, spraying a load right up the right side, just under the fox collar. In an excellent touch, the guy even makes sure to wipe his dick on the fur before quickly exiting the scene so Chastity can slide up to the camera and give us an excellent view of the aftermath, showing off the big wet stain proudly.

I got the HD version, and, yes, everything is better in HD.

Was it the biggest load in the universe? No. Did he cum via fur? No. Do either of those facts matter? No. You get a direct, purposeful, celebrated cum on fur clip for $7.99. That’s a beautiful thing.

Final score: 8 spurts out of 10, a “must have.”

8 Dollars. You can afford this. If a lot of people buy the clip, they will probably make more. That’s how it works, folks. If you’re reading this site, you’re probably looking for cum on fur porn. This is cum on fur porn.

More A-Z Girls Fur Fetish Clips of Note

While you’re at it, you can pick up a couple others, though you may consider them mere “warm-ups” to this, the latest masterpiece. “Cock Jerked in Fur” was their previous best clip, because, and I’m pretty sure this was unintentional, the end of the jerking occurs on the sleeve of the big fur coat that X-ratedWife/Victoria wears. Sadly, as it was unintentional, it’s not played up like it should be, nor do we get good closeups of the results. Still, definitely one to put in the library.

Finally, there’s “Victoria Fucking in White Fox”, which was their first direct attempt at a cum on fur vid, though the results were a little limited, due to volume and quality of the fur. The fur was fox, but… man, I thought there “wasn’t bad fox”, but that coat was in horrible shape.

Content

In terms of pure quality, both in presentation and content, TheLoveofFur.com is top notch.  The first set of updates features 5 sizzling examples of England’s finest, Jasmine Sinclair, Tereza Ilova, Sasha, Dannii Harwood and Mr. Mockle veteran Lucy Zara. Each girl has a 15-20 minute scene, with Jasmine having 2 for a total of six. So for those who just opened Windows Calculator like I did, that’s about 2 hours of soft, furry goodness.

Lucy’s scene is the most “hardcore” of the group, going to full penetration with a clear dildo whilst rolling about atop a bed strewn with furs.  If that sentence alone doesn’t peak your interest, then I’m not sure what will.  The rest vary in intensity, some featuring a bit of a fashion show element before ending with some topless fondling of furs and play with a very nice chinchilla/sable fur mit.

A mit that’s very lucky to only be handled by girls…

Dannii Harwood let’s you get your POV submissive on, as she verbally berates her “slaves” whilst playing with a selection of furs.  The accent works tremendously well here, at least for a dirty upstart colonial like me.

The girls manage a degree of sensuality and simple “believability” that’s been mostly lacking in a lot of fur porn so far.  When I said in an earlier review of a Chelsea vid that she did a lot of “fur wearing fetish” porn, which I didn’t much care for, this is the opposite of that.  The girls interact with the fur, doing so in a way that’s actually convincing they experience physical pleasure, and are not merely acting. When their fingers squeeze tight on that chinchilla coat, they seem like they’re not faking it, and this is a welcome development.

Technicals

Each scene comes with a selection of stills from the video.  Not exactly original Mr. Mockle photography, but the stills are high quality, direct from the HD versions of the video, which means they’re nice, big, and crystal clear.  Which brings me to the HD versions of the videos… pretty much the highest quality stuff I’ve seen.  They’re real 720i HD, as wide as my 1280×1024 res monitor.

Be warned, if you’ve been nursing your hard drive space for a while, you might want to go with the SD versions.  Taking full HD ride will set you back about 4GB.  Hey, this is as good an excuse as any to get that new external hard drive of your dreams.

Conclusion

All in all an excellent start. Pretty much what anyone who’s been a fan of Mockle’s photographic work over the years could expect.

I’m looking forward to future updates.  No word on what the update schedule will be like.  I’ve found the “once a month” thing to be a bit weak, rather see smaller updates more often than bigger ones every first of the month.  Time will tell.

Called “Cat” here, both clips are of her in fox fur coats giving BJs, first silver fox, and the latest, a red fox.  Both very nice furs.  If you seen her shots at FFG, she’s got a few nice ones.  I was expecting a little more output with a wardrobe like that, but so far we’ve got 1 clip every six months.  Not going to build the latest fur porn empire at that rate.

There’s no set-up here, we start cock out, lips on.  For a clip that’s slightly less than 4 minutes, a lot of exposition would seem like a little bit of a waste, after all.  You then get pretty much 3 minutes of direct blowjob in fur action.  Like her original clip, the fur is just an afterthought, she wears it, that’s it.  There’s nary a second of fur stimulation- no strokes, pumps or anything.  She could be naked for all the fur matters.

Cumshot is also direct to the lips, masterfully contained, wetting not a single hair, blonde or red fox.  Sad too, as he looks like he milked a nice one there.  To bad it all ended up on his stomach.  At the end Kat starts laughing her ass off before the scene abruptly stops.

Pros: Kat’s pretty hot, more on the MILF side, but Chelsea fans will certainly appreciate that.  The fox is great, too…

Cons: … which makes its place as “afterthought” to the production all the more disappointing. No fur jerking, no fur cumshot. Little pricey for the length.

3/10 Gooey Wads of Cocksnot on Fur

Indeed, despite the “blow” title, this 2 parter is pretty much a lynx fur “cuffjob” from start to finish. (Makes me wonder if anyone who was hoping for a blowjob was actually disappointed with the video.) She works the cock with both sleeves. At one point in part one she strokes the cock back and forth all the way to her elbow with the entirely of the fur sleeve, and you can hear the guy gasping a bit.

Eventually, in part 2 she slides the coat off to jerk him to completion with one cuff. It’s apparent she was trying to get away with a clean fur, but, thankfully, wasn’t entirely successful.

Chelsea’s got his cock wrapped not all the way around, but at the back with the head peaking over the top, trying to get him to shoot back on his stomach. This would have worked, but the load was actually pretty thick and impressive, didn’t shoot back, but just looped down, and the long hairs around the base of the cuff got nailed.

There’s a precious few seconds when the long lynx fur is dipped in a pool of thick white spunk, but then she pulls it away. I doubt she was even aware it happened, judging by what she could have seen at the time.

Thus, yes, Chelsea’s done a hardcore fur fetish video, with fur cumshot. I stand corrected, and erect, for that matter…

If you’re going to be picky, one might say the run time and price on the videos, which reflects her earlier pricing scheme, is a little high. There’s also a bit of a compression glitch in part 1 around the second minute.

If you want them, they’re at her Clips4Sale store. One of my pet peeves with Clips4Sale is that you can’t really link easily to a single video, so just select “Fur” from the category drop down and keep going back until you find them.

I won’t be reviewing her other more recent fur vid “Swallowing Cock in Fur” as I’ve donated enough to her cause for this month, heh. Anyone’s who want to do a review can send it to me and I’ll post it, or just dump it in the comments section here.

Chelsea generally does “fur wearing fetish” porn, which is to say she makes fairly “regular” porn while wearing fur coats.  I’m not quite so enthusiastic about this kind of fur fetish porn, but due to sheer lack of any fur fetish porn, I still check it out.

I won’t say every single vid is like this, but pretty much all I’ve seen with m-f action have been.  Any Chelsea fans out there need only point me to the vid where she jerks a guy off with a fur and lets him cum on it, and I’ll praise it highly.

Fox Tail Handjob

I decided to try this out, even with lowish expectations, mostly because of her outfit.  It enticed me because of the gothy look she sports here, with the cap and bob, long gauntlets, garters, and a leather corset top.  The lynx-dyed fox stole that caps the outfit is rather nice, so the look is good.

The conceit is some sort of “POW” fantasy with the stern military interrogator attempting to get secrets from a prisoner.  Only, there’s zero attempts to follow through on this.  The only nod to the plot is her cap, as the “interrogation” takes place in a living room on the couch. Hopefully I’ll get that option if I’m ever captured by a hostile military force.

To her credit, she opens the action by working him with the stole.  Yes, actual “fur fetish” moves.  She wraps it around his cock and lightly strokes him, then blows on it.  It’s annoyingly apparent he’s totally not into having his dick stroked with fur. I like to think that’s hard to believe, but then I remember it’s a fetish and not everyone has it.  One that guy that doesn’t- Chelsea’s costar in every fur vid she’s ever done.

Eventually the “handjob” includes some brief tit-fucking, then a blowjob.  At this point the stole is either around her arm and finally around her neck for the last few minutes of pure handjob action.  There’s no further fur stimulation, and any hopes I had he might pop back on her didn’t work out.  The cumshot was a “bubble out” around her hand, which would have been great if only she still had the stole on his cock and not her neck at the time.

Overall, if you’ve been satisfied with Chelsea’s fur fetish stuff thus far, then you’ll be satsified with this.  If you’re hoping for hardcore fur fucking action, I suggest looking elsewhere.

Helen’s new site is: http://www.dollarstorepornstar.com/

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Horny Housewife Helen’s XXX Clips is a Clips4Sale store of a British housewife who made some pretty good fur porn. Note the important verb tense there. “Made”, as in “past”. I’ve been waiting to post this review for a while, in hopes that she’d pop up again, but it just hasn’t happened.

Her main site, which still exists, is Helen Uncovered, which leads to the Helen At Home domain. Neither it nor the Clips4Sale store have been updated in a long time, so join up at your own risk. I was a member for a month of the site when she was active, and you can get most of the Clips4Sale stuff there as part of the standard membership.

That being said, there’s a reason I did choose to sign up and buy her clips. Helen, a tattoed English housewife, has figured out certain aspects of fur porn that seem to have completely escaped the “professionals.” I used that term in the loosest of fashions, of course. Helen, perhaps purely by accident, actually uses fur to stimulate not just herself, but her husband. Amazing, I know, that someone would have the crazy idea to jerk a guy off with fur in fur fetish porn. That simple act places Helen in a class unto herself.

Helen bills herself as a fur fetishist. I’m on the fence in general about “women fetishists”, but that’s a blog post for another day. Whether she’s acting or not, she’s a hell of a lot more convincing then a bevy of listless Dutch and Eastern European bleach blonde models have been before her. That alone is refreshing enough.

Not to overstate how much is there, though. Basically we get 2 vids where she gives furjobs to completion.

Clip 1 – FUR FETISH Mink Masturbation Cuff

This is probably one of the best pure fur fetish clips on the Internet. You know it has to be good because I’m saying that about a clip wherein the only fur is a couple strips of mink. It’s what’s done with those little mink cuffs that matters. Helen uses mink cuff’s to jerk off her husband’s cock. For 10 minutes.

Again, it’s a girl using fur to get off a guy. Should probably let that sink in, because it may be one of the only examples of it on the entire damn Internet, ever.

Get off he does. She works his cock with the mink like a pro. There’s rarely any non-fur stimulation in the entire clip. Even when she’s blowing him she’s jerking the mink up and down his shaft. She furs that stiff pole all way to a bubbling orgasm. Yep, he gets off with the fur.

The spunk-shot might, at first glance, lack some force, but that works in our depraved favor, as most of the white, juicy spunk flows down into the mink, matting the furs and leaving Helen a bit startled. It’s apparent she thought she might get away with clean set of mink cuffs afterwards, but thankfully hubby had other ideas. The reaction seals the deal, as the only thing better than cumming on a chick’s fur is doing it when she’s not expecting it. Intentional or not, it’s a damn good clip.

Clip 2 – Helen’s Fur Hand Job/Blowjob

Building on her success, she moves to some “specially designed” rabbit fur “handjob fur bands” that perform the same job. She thinks they’re fox, but I’m not going to complain about not being able to correctly ID a fur. Again, she pumps his cock, first with a band on each hand, then she pulls them together, fur inside and out, and blow/jerks him until he pops. Not quite as juicy as the mink version, but the goo does slide down around her hands and wet the top of the fur.

Buying the Clips

Sadly, that’s the only time she’s let hubby do the dirty deed on a fur that I’ve found, but for those more “cosmopolitan” fur porn aficionados out there, she has a selection of more standard blowjob & solo masturbation in fur clips also in the store. If you’re really interested in a bunch of them, joining up with the website might be a good gamble, as that’s where most of the clips also reside.

Buying individually via Clips4Sale would cost more in the long run, but remember there’s no longer any new stuff being posted to her membership site. I’m sure the billing system will happily keep taking your money if you don’t remember to cancel when your 30 days are up.

Fair warning, Helen isn’t exclusive to fur fetish clips, unfortunately, so you’ll have to wade through some other stuff as well. It’s not “bad” or anything, it’s just not fur porn.  Hopefully Helen will be back someday.  If you read the blog on her site, it’s not hard to figure out why she probably re-evaluated the whole “porn” thing.

I doubt they make them for fucking.

Still, like most any fakes, I wouldn’t mind seeing them splattered with a few gallons of nasty spunk. They appear nicely “long haired”, which is something you can only really achieve with a fake. Combine that with the fact they’re “dyed” (obviously), and it’s a pretty hot little number. I have a weakness for primary colored furs. Mmmm…. hot pink…

Bullseye

These are what I will humbly coin “target coats.” You don’t really want to fuck them, but like any reasonable facsimile of fur, they’ll look pretty good with sticky lines of spunk criss-crossing the collar. Maybe these would make your spunk glow in the dark too.

The ever popular Dallas:

Dallas was good, Dynasty was better. This is an interesting example, where someone edited together my clips. Kind of an edit of an edit:

The best example of doing some modification I found is from the lovely Charlene:

Now that’s some good work. Yes, the “Tgirl” after Charlene’s name on YouTube means she is excellently equipped to enjoy the huge fox coats she looks so marvelous in. Talk about a girl with great taste in furs…